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Your typical Mexican.

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

necrophilofthefuture:

buying fake followers on social media is like speaking to a crowded room except everyone is dead

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

toecruise:

toecruise:

i have more followers than people at my school

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(Source: puto1, via perks-of-being-chinese)

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(Source: unconvenience, via fake-mermaid)

juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

legalisation:

i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf

(Source: co-ver, via fake-mermaid)

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